Hilarious Jokes
e-Book
This newly
released e-Book contains 182 hilarious jokes. The Jokes are split
into four different categories; One liners, Longer Jokes, Rude
Jokes and Blonde Jokes.
These jokes have been collected over a number of years especially
for this book, each joke has been hand picked for this book, you
wont find any bad jokes here!
Look below for some of the
samples!
Resell Rights Are Included!
Details:
ONE LINERS
A brain went into a pub and
said, "Can I have a pint of lager please?" "No
way" says the barman "you are already out of your
head".
Why don't cats like shaving?
Because 9 out of 10 prefer Whiskas.
LONGER JOKES
Hopelessly lost, a businessman
approaches a local in a village. 'What's the quickest way to
York?' he asks. The local scratches his head. 'Are you walking or
driving?' 'I'm driving' the man replies. 'Hmmm' ponders the local.
'I'd say that's definitely the quickest way'.
BLONDE JOKES
(apologies to any blondes reading!)
A young brunette goes into the
doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches
it.
"Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me."
She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony.
She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams.
Everywhere she touches makes her scream.
The doctor says, "You're not really a brunette, are
you?"
She says, "No, I'm really a blonde".
"I thought so," he says. "You have a broken
finger."
RUDE JOKES
(not for children!)
Did you hear about the gay
magician? He vanished with a poof.
They are just five of
the 182 jokes you will receive.
These are great jokes to use on your friends down the pub, or
impress your parents with over dinner!
Don't hesitate to buy, 100% laughter GUARANTEED!
Price only $2.99
